Great Quotes - Mark Twain

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
"Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."
"It is easier to stay out than get out."
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul."
"Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
"Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins."
"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
"Necessity is the mother of taking chances."
"Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat."
"Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice."
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